UIUC Computer Science Department / University of Illinois Global Campus.⁵ Exactly / Department of Stupidity / Global Illiniwek Committee / University of Phoenix / New York Yankees / Detroit Tigers / UIUC Faculty Senate / Boston Red Sox / Department of Corruption / Baltimore Orioles / Toronto Blue Jays / /
Person
Bill Bryson / Benjamin Schwartz / Blagojevich / Kevin D. Wayne / Kevin Wayne / Illiniwek / Jeff Erickson / /
Position
current leader in their division / architect / Stupidity representative / Major / assistant / controller / Chief / /