Chestertown / READING / Milwaukee / Brunswick / Baltimore / New York / O-Town / /
Company
Newsweek / Scotts Tissue Company / Miller Corporation / Charmin Company / Entire Campus Gets Stoned B Y SA / Governors / Scotts Company / Wall Street Journal / PEPSI / Miller Brewing Company / Weight Watchers / A P R I L 8 S A T / Sheraton Hotels / W A C S A T / B Y B ORGES W ILTON / /
Country
Afghanistan / Russia / /
Currency
USD / / /
Event
Labor Issues / Person Communication and Meetings / /
Facility
Connors’ Pub / WC’s campus / University of Illinois / TOWN COURT / Kibler Stadium / Washington College / Bowdoin College / Education Club / College Sets World Record / Smith Hall / SIGNIFYING THE DIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON COLLEGE / campus Mass / Campus Voices / Temple University / Martha Washington Square / O’Connors Pub / building of Kibler Field / campus Twister / College Elm / College Continued / Sheraton College of Chestertown / /
Holiday
MAY DAY / Christmas / /
IndustryTerm
favorite food / energy / select / smash metal hit / official supplier / /
NaturalFeature
History channel / East Coast / South Beach / Perfect beach / /
Organization
Education Club / Guinness World Record Commission / SGA / Career Center / Washington College / Board of Visitors and Governors / Student Event Board / Bowdoin College / FDA / RACQUETBALL COURT / Sheraton College of Chestertown / Biology Department / Temple University / University of Illinois / Music Department / /
Person
Matt Bakel / Hilary Duff / Liz Shoemaker / Dr. Dre / Rogette / Dolph Lundgren / Terri Schiavo / Amy Amerson / TING WITH UNSUSPECTING / Toll / Dean Markinson / Brenda Brendow / Danny Masterson / George Washington / Minnie Skurt / JUSTINE HENDRINCKS / Christy Christopher / Britney Spears / Katie Wais Op / BILL MURPHY / Blumbfoll / Kerry / Katie Hickman / DAN HOLLER / Peter Knox / Debbie Samson / Ivana Tinkle / Joe Fakes / Jerry Jimbob / Al DePantzeu / Mandy Moore / CANDICE B. FUREAL / Tami Harrison / Vladimir Putin / Bob Bobbert / Tom Murray / Amy Bromwell / McCain / Derek Schatel / Robert Moore / Ben Folds / Kelly Osbourne / Vettinger / Colton Chesbrough / Kathy Ferdinan / Rachel Mauro / Elaina Moore / Kim Lessard / SCOTT NORWOOD / Harvey / Baird Tipson / Wee Herman / Kevin Poopolo / BILL CLINTON / Gorglo / Sylvester Stallone / Jack Jackson / Frist / Caesar Rodney / MAY / Aaron Ames / Dan Himmelberger / Bush / A NONSTUDENT / Jeff String / Vlad / Junior Jill Pseudonym / J.D. Salinger / Karl Rove / Martha Wa / Levi Leeroy / John Johnson / Josh Tissue McEnder / Jeremy Roderick / Bouncler / Dean Fullofit / JASON MRAZ / / /
Position
advisor / Director for the East Coast The Marketing / Annual Fundraiser / President / architect / WC coach / cheerleader / Editor in Chief / Sports Editor / bartender / fearing gasoline combustion worker / police officer / Maid / literature and creative writing professor / professor / administrator / permanent professor / Athlete / Jenn Burke Business Manager / representative / department professor / WC switch board operator / WC professor / fireman / long time worker / Editor / professor / " said one coach / Manager / co-founder / section editor / Premier / Leisure professor / OFFICER / reclusive writer / dean / maintenance worker / leader / waitress / Political Science professor / Director of Public Safety / Catcher / famous reclusive writer / architect of the so-called nuclear option / /
ProgrammingLanguage
Onyx / /
ProvinceOrState
Maryland / Illinois / Chechnya / Kent County / /
PublishedMedium
the Wall Street Journal / Newsweek / The National Enquirer / /
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