Bienville / Mandeville / Detroit / HELL BEACH / Philadelphia / New York City / Lincoln / WHANKERAGE / London / New Orleans / /
Company
Organ Stanley / American International Group / Suki Fuki Unlimited / B.J. Morgan / Fannie Mae / Parker Brother / Vieux Doo MUSIC / Whip-me Bank / Wear-A-Thong / S&S-F&F LLC / Hardcock Trust / SpankOne / CitiGroup / Le Monde / Barely Legal Mortgage Company / Smith Barnacle / Brass Band Jam Eric Lindell & Company / Oil / Goldfish Sacks / Shekel’s Foreskins and Foreclosures LLC / C.R.U.D.E. / Capital Cum / Freddie Mac / Titibank / WonTon Savings / CityGrope / Dorsal & Co. / Chased Bank / Goldman Suchs / SexxonMobile / Layman Bros. / General Motors / Drips & Discharges Inc. / First Spank & Trust / Phucks Unlimited / Smell Oil / Merrill Lynch / Genital Motors / AIG-Spot / Cox / Lehman Brothers / Drips / Pubic Citizen / /
Continent
America / /
Country
China / Switzerland / Australia / Tibet / Taiwan / Jordan / United States / /
Currency
USD / /
Event
Bankruptcy / Person Communication and Meetings / Natural Disaster / Company Expansion / Employment Change / Debt Financing / Person Travel / Judicial Event / /
Facility
Holiday Inn / PM Studio / New Voodoo Economics ST. LOUIS SAVINGS AND CEMETERY / Louisiana Music Factory / London’s Royal Albert Hall / Phucks Unlimited headquarters / Sub-Primal Urges HARVEY TUNNEL OF LOVE / Paul’s restaurant / American People Square / Twoloin University / Magazine Street Studio / Audubon Zoo / New Orleans BO Railroad terminal / Red Square / Airline Highway / Alibi Lounge / St. Charles mansion / Free Parking square / Harvey Canal Tunnel / City Hall / /
Holiday
Mardi Gras Day / Labor Day / Ash Wednesday / Carnival / October Revolution Day / /
IndustryTerm
food / abandoned oil platforms / red lead-based paint / financial and phallic services / official state-run bank / bank / food storage pit / martial law / foreign oil / electricity / internet chat rooms / food critic / food chain / fancy-schmancy advertising campaign offering foreskin / food stamp parties / timetravel technology / real home-grown solution / lay traders / Cat food buffets / snack food industry / energy crisis / oil / economic development tool / greedy oil / banking / sperm-banking institution / /
MarketIndex
NASDIQ / /
NaturalFeature
Tropical Isle / Potomac River / Trickle Down VIAGRA FALLS / /
Organization
Twoloin University / army / Nagin administration / Comatose Brigade / US Federal Reserve / Lewd Ensemble of Wacked Degenerates / K.A.O.S. / Former Police / Krewe of K.A.O.S. / Sewerage and Waterboarding Board / United States government / KSAL / Chinese government / Krewe / USDA / Joint Committee on Sustainable Agriculture and Herbal Enhancement / New Orleans Police Department / Southern Scrap Yacht Club / New Poor-Leans Petty Council / See No Evil Security Service / Executive Privilege Department / Mishigas / You-He-Be Long Foundation / Congress / Shill Center / Federal Government / Gumbo Party / /
Person
Ann Cuny / Pepper / Alan Greenspank / Yomama / Oog / Dick Raisers / Jim Cram-her / Joe Corona / Bernard Madoff / Ed Blakely / Baruch Obama / Frankie Ford / Venus da Landrieu / Clarence Death-Ray Nagin / Bill Jefferson / Sarah Palin / Fred Radtke / Deloitte Douche / Johnny Vincent / Riley / Blowdryovich / Ernst Jung / Crunch / N. Ron Hubbard / See-Ray Fakin / Hillary Cliton / Derrick Shepherd / Chris Mayeaux / Rolph Nadar / Clark / Jamie Tilapia / Ronald Reagan / Suk Mai Wang / Rich Shekel / However / Jimmy Swaggert / Bobby Jindal / Sidney Torres IV / Loss / Barack N. Roll Obama / Fat Wang / Curry Conclave / Long Dong / Milkin Friedman / Yatman / Mary Jane Hemplant / Galatoine Monopoly / Marlin Gizman / D. Rid-Her / C. Ray Nagin / Maury Mako / Mustard / Huey / Punishment / Eric Shon / Mac / George W. Bush / Al A. Bama / Brad Pitt / Price Waterworks / WASHINGTON PARISH / John McPain / Lame Dick Chainey / Barbara / Dick Schmeckel / Marvin Gardens / Fanny Mae / Kama Sutra / Frank Blarney / Ray Nagin / Jorge / Vince Marinello / George H.W. Bush / David Vitter / Rob Peter / Frankie Just Keeps / /
PoliticalEvent
Republican presidential primary / /
Position
Captain / Horizontal spokeswoman / crooner / General / hostess / producer / ambassador / Superintendent / Named As Cruise Director / Private Dancer / CEO / Incoming Head / iconic cowboy actor / Sergeant / Representative / favorite herb dealer / trader / Queen / manager / classically-trained teacher / security guard / emperor / Senator / quartermaster and food critic for the Guard / Czar / Unnatural Guard / Colonel / Irrational Guard / city Director of Miscommunication Beyond Quiet / alleged mayor / duck VP / Dumber Plumber / Mayor / girlfriend Corporal / spokesman / Guard / president / fallen co-captain / organ artist / head / stiff advocate / first manager / King / spokesman for the group / banker / Major / dealer / VP / contortionists XXX-Governor / krewe representative / co-captain / cruise director / cummodity leader / Governor / Chairman / chair / analyst / economic advisor / reporter / Corporal / As Cruise Director / the Chinese ambassador / hostess and past Queen / Frankie’s first manager / Holy Cao / late co-captain / /
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